Worst Mom Ever

Sometimes I think about the days my kids were and innocent and sweet.  The days before they could talk.  The days that I didn’t have to work so damn hard to make them love me.  It was just a few years ago, that they thought I was the most perfect woman in the world.  Now,…

Hey Mom, Your Boob Crack Is Showing

I was the last one to hit puberty.  It was devastating.  I watched every girl in the middle school gym locker room get to change their shirts out in the open because they had a bra to cover their chest.  I had to hide.  Every night I stared from every angle in the mirror to…

Potty Training Hell Week

        Potty training is gross.  It is the sole reason I am not having a third child.  I hate it.  It is dirty, frustrating and downright degrading to both the child and parent.  No matter what method you use it takes forever and I do not have the patience or good will…