I’m A Winner!!!

I’m A Winner!!!!!! 4 Golden Blog Awards for ME!!! I’ve been told I look like an ugly version of Jennifer Aniston.  Never did I think I’d actually be like her and be recognized for my talents. I have won 4 blog awards!  I have never been so excited in my life!   I pretty sure this…

Bedtime Insanity

My kids are awful at bedtime.  They aren’t the most perfect kids during the day; but at bedtime they are horrible monster children.  It doesn’t matter if I put them to bed early or late, cut out sugar, read simple bed time stories or put lavender in their baths.  Some sort of switch goes on…

Hey Mom, Your Boob Crack Is Showing

I was the last one to hit puberty.  It was devastating.  I watched every girl in the middle school gym locker room get to change their shirts out in the open because they had a bra to cover their chest.  I had to hide.  Every night I stared from every angle in the mirror to…

Potty Training Hell Week

        Potty training is gross.  It is the sole reason I am not having a third child.  I hate it.  It is dirty, frustrating and downright degrading to both the child and parent.  No matter what method you use it takes forever and I do not have the patience or good will…